🔥Black Friday Limited-Time Offer:💥Original Shart Survival Kit Gag Gift🔥

🔥Black Friday Limited-Time Offer:💥Original Shart Survival Kit Gag Gift🔥

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check_circle Perfect for White Elephant Parties

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🔥Black Friday Limited-Time Offer:💥Original Shart Survival Kit Gag Gift🔥

🔥Black Friday Limited-Time Offer:💥Original Shart Survival Kit Gag Gift🔥

$38.88
$38.88 $99.96
SAVE 61% Sold out
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Product Specifications

• Includes everything but your pride. Tissues, wipes, underwear, badge, card & keepsake tin.

• Travel-size tin: 5.25" x 4". Small enough to panic quietly.

• Disposable underwear included. Because sometimes leaving is easier than cleaning.

• Not flushable. Just like this whole situation.

• Perfect for gag gifts and bad ideas. Great for coworkers, siblings, or fearless eaters.

Guaranteed Laughs at Any Party

Break the ice instantly - it's the gag gift everyone talks aboutlong after the party ends.

Packed With ‘Crisis'Essentials

Each kit includes everything you need to survive a "situation"from wipes to tissues to disposable undies.

Party-Tested Results

100%

100% of recipients didn't see it coming.

99%

99% of parties ended in uncontrollable laughter.

1%

1% quietly left the room.

Frequently Asked Questions

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Is this a real survival kit or a joke?

It’s 100% a gag gift but every item inside is real and usable

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What’s actually inside the kit?

Wipes, tissues, disposable underwear, a “how-to-survive” card, and a survivor badge, everything for a fake crisis moment.

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How big is the kit?

Compact and gift-ready! About the size of a small lunchbox (fits perfectly in a gift bag).

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Is the packaging discreet?

Yep, it arrives sealed and labeled as a “Shart Survival Kit,” but it’s clean, playful, and safe for shipping anywhere.

Real Reactions. Real Laughs.

  • ★★★★★

    Had the Whole Family Crying Laughing on Christmas Morning

    Gave this to my brother on Christmas morning and he nearly spit out his coffee laughing. My whole family lost it. 10/10 hilarious gift , totally worth it.

    Emily R. | Verified Buyer

  • ★★★★★

    Hit of the Party!

    I brought this to our White Elephant exchange and it was the most stolen gift of the night. Everyone was crying and even my boss wanted it. Definitely the hit of the party!

    David F. | Verified Buyer

  • ★★★★★

    Best Secret Santa Gift I’ve Ever Given

    Got this for our office Secret Santa and it was a total crowd-pleaser. Everyone was trying to guess who brought the "emergency kit"

    Luis C. | Verified Buyer

    90-day money-backguarantee

    We offer a 90-day money-back guarantee, allowing you to tryour product with complete peaceofmind. If, for any reason, youare not satisfied with your purchase within 90 days, simplycontactusand we'll issue a full refund, no questions asked.

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